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  1. Witty sayings are clever, humorous, or sarcastic remarks that often make a point or criticize something12.Some examples of witty sayings are12:
    • A witty saying proves nothing. – Voltaire
    • Dreams don’t work unless you do. – John C. Maxwell
    • Action will destroy your procrastination. – Og Mandino
    • Arguing with a fool proves there are two. – Doris M. Smith
    • Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. – William Shakespeare
    • Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs. – Oliver Goldsmith
    • Down to earth, but still above you. – Unknown
    • Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain
    • I think those neighborhood signs that say “Slow Children Playing” are so mean. – Unknown
    • If silence is golden, turning state’s evidence must be platinum. – Unknown
    • There are some idiots who always answer “No” to every question, now tell me. Are you one of them? – Unknown
    • Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor. – Francis Bacon
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